i am an f b i agent!

Point break.

"I come home one day, everything's gone. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer! What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?"

true lies


question of etiquette...when i pass, do i give the ass or the crotch?

Fight Club

"Warren, look what you took. Rap... Metal... Rap... Metal... Whitney Houston"

high fidelity


may you live to be a thousand years old, sir.

Jesus versus the volcano

"Here's looking at you, kid"

casablanca

jesus vs the volcano?


i need to take ride in your el-truck-o to the next town-o.

The Mexican.

"Are you a mexican, or a mexican't?"

...are we the only two playing?

once upon a time in mexico

someday you and i are going to have a serious disagreement


i believe we are the only two playing

i also believe that between the two of us, we have seen every movie in the world

The Last of the Mohicans.

"Boys! Avenge me! Avenge me!"

Yes, we probably have. Good times.

red dawn

hey grady. up your ass with the spot, that ok with you?

Ok try this one, one of my all time favorites

"Good party, no Whiskey, we go home"

mclintock

"Who the fuck are the Knudsen's?"

the big lebowski

The Colour Of Money (what a great movie).

"I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands, alright?"

The Godfather!


"I hate cul-de-sacs. There's only one way out and the people are weird"

the burb's...one of my faves


we have a good arrangement. he makes the weapons, i use them.

Blade
Wesley's going to have to make Blade 4, 5, & 6 to pay the taxman...



"Gimme some sugar, Baby"

army of darkness


elliot, do i look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like vanilla ice cream?

This is from one of my all time favorit movies. Empire Records. Liv Tyler and Rene Zellwegger sp. are smoking in it..

Here's an easy one for ya and one of the best lines ever:

"Between you me and the wall here I had a doozy myself last night... Listen here; wips, chains, whistles, yo yos a circus midget, my grandmother riding by on a bicycle giving me the finger and a duck...Now I wanta know what the d...excuse me sweety are you crying? Oh Please Put Your Daddy on the phone.."

True Romance



Black Sheep

"No more rhyming now, and I mean it!"
"...anybody want a peanut?"

Ha Ha, another one of my favorites!! Princess Bride!!

"Will you loofa my stretch marks?"

Caddyshack

"Ever gone a week without a rationalization?"

Well, not sure but sounds like Big Chill???


"I have two guns...One for each of ya!!"

Tombstone (great flick).

"What're you doing when you're not buying stereos, Nick? Financing revolutions?"

lock, stock, and two smoking barrells



do you see the beast? have you got it in your sights?

Trainspotting

"It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care"

Office Space!!

"This is not some apron-wearing mother you're speaking with - I know all about your valhalla of decadence and I shouldn't have let him go. He's not ready for your world of compromised values and diminished brain cells that you throw away like confetti. Am I speaking to you clearly?"

almost famous...great movie

i watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. that's my dream. that's my nightmare. crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving.

Apocalypse Now - need to watch that, it's been a while.



"Hey, listen, I want somebody good - and I mean very good - to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands, alright?"

The Godfather


"You ain't seen bad yet, but it's coming"

Damn just saw someone did that one already.

But I could get it right the second time!

"DRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNAAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEEEE!!!!!" - There Will Be Blood, Daniel Day Lewis

Ouch. That is hot. Maybe she's using you to channel some dead lesbian lover. Sounds like my kind of gal. Let me know when you're done with her, yeah?

Being John Malkovich

"It's all ball bearings these days."

fletch

joey, you ever been in a turkish prison?

Airplane

"Did you eat paint chips as a kid?"

tommy boy


hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal!

Aliens

“Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.”

Three Amigos

"Some men are longer than others."

braveheart

boy, for a gunman, you sure are a pessimist.

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

i love scotch...scotch, scotch, scotch
here it goes down
down in my belly

i love that movie
i could quote it all day long

baxter...you cut to the core of me

anchorman...the legend of ron burgundy

alright, next quote

i feel the need...the need...for speed

Top Gun

"Mr....your hands are shakin'. If you miss, you'll never shoot again!!".

The movie I first rubbed to. I can't believe it is 20 years old...how the time flies.



I could've killed ya Dick. I could've killed ya. But I don't wanna kill ya I wanna eat.

When we finish this meal you little rodent, we're gonna go out in the yard and see who has the right to run this group of regulators.

Richard, would you be so kind as to pass the gravy please?

young guns


what if i told that god and satan were in a sort of contest for our souls?

ok i'll drink to that. one son-of-a-bitch to another.

PATTON ....one of the all time best.



"LORD, WHATEVER I DONE...PLEASE DON'T STRIKE ME BLIND"!