Lets start a story...

Back in my younger years

I was always dreaming of

wild women and whiskey.

For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.

But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.

[quote name='kojak58' post='5237184' date='Mar 12 2008, 01:48 PM'][quote name='Brian1974' post='5237183' date='Mar 12 2008, 02:45 PM'][quote name='kojak58' post='5237180' date='Mar 12 2008, 03:42 PM'][quote name='cagey' post='5237175' date='Mar 12 2008, 02:40 PM'][quote name='Nuke' post='5237147' date='Mar 12 2008, 02:54 PM']Back in my younger years[/quote]

I was always dreaming of
[/quote]
wild women and whiskey.
[/quote]

For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
[/quote]
But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
[/quote]
but I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days

[quote name='wyoming4life' post='5237195' date='Mar 12 2008, 02:41 PM'][quote name='kojak58' post='5237184' date='Mar 12 2008, 01:48 PM'][quote name='Brian1974' post='5237183' date='Mar 12 2008, 02:45 PM'][quote name='kojak58' post='5237180' date='Mar 12 2008, 03:42 PM'][quote name='cagey' post='5237175' date='Mar 12 2008, 02:40 PM'][quote name='Nuke' post='5237147' date='Mar 12 2008, 02:54 PM']Back in my younger years[/quote]

I was always dreaming of
[/quote]
wild women and whiskey.
[/quote]

For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
[/quote]
But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
[/quote]
but I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days

[/quote]

Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family...

[quote name='Nuke' post='5237203' date='Mar 12 2008, 03:48 PM'][quote name='wyoming4life' post='5237195' date='Mar 12 2008, 02:41 PM'][quote name='kojak58' post='5237184' date='Mar 12 2008, 01:48 PM'][quote name='Brian1974' post='5237183' date='Mar 12 2008, 02:45 PM'][quote name='kojak58' post='5237180' date='Mar 12 2008, 03:42 PM'][quote name='cagey' post='5237175' date='Mar 12 2008, 02:40 PM'][quote name='Nuke' post='5237147' date='Mar 12 2008, 02:54 PM']Back in my younger years[/quote]

I was always dreaming of
[/quote]
wild women and whiskey.
[/quote]

For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
[/quote]
But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
[/quote]
but I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days

[/quote]

Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family...
[/quote]
and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because...

[quote name='wyoming4life' post='5237207' date='Mar 12 2008, 03:58 PM'][quote name='Nuke' post='5237203' date='Mar 12 2008, 03:48 PM'][quote name='wyoming4life' post='5237195' date='Mar 12 2008, 02:41 PM'][quote name='kojak58' post='5237184' date='Mar 12 2008, 01:48 PM'][quote name='Brian1974' post='5237183' date='Mar 12 2008, 02:45 PM'][quote name='kojak58' post='5237180' date='Mar 12 2008, 03:42 PM'][quote name='cagey' post='5237175' date='Mar 12 2008, 02:40 PM'][quote name='Nuke' post='5237147' date='Mar 12 2008, 02:54 PM']Back in my younger years[/quote]

I was always dreaming of
[/quote]
wild women and whiskey.
[/quote]

For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
[/quote]
But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
[/quote]
but I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days

[/quote]

Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family...
[/quote]
and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because...
[/quote]
I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now..........

[quote name='kojak58' post='5237211' date='Mar 10 2008, 11:02 AM'][quote name='wyoming4life' post='5237207' date='Mar 12 2008, 03:58 PM'][quote name='Nuke' post='5237203' date='Mar 12 2008, 03:48 PM'][quote name='wyoming4life' post='5237195' date='Mar 12 2008, 02:41 PM'][quote name='kojak58' post='5237184' date='Mar 12 2008, 01:48 PM'][quote name='Brian1974' post='5237183' date='Mar 12 2008, 02:45 PM'][quote name='kojak58' post='5237180' date='Mar 12 2008, 03:42 PM'][quote name='cagey' post='5237175' date='Mar 12 2008, 02:40 PM'][quote name='Nuke' post='5237147' date='Mar 12 2008, 02:54 PM']Back in my younger years[/quote]

I was always dreaming of
[/quote]
wild women and whiskey.
[/quote]

For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
[/quote]
But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
[/quote]
but I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days

[/quote]

Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family...
[/quote]
and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because...
[/quote]
I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now..........
[/quote]

...well, let's just say we'll need a razor to...

[quote name='heywadsworth' post='5237232' date='Mar 12 2008, 03:34 PM'][quote name='kojak58' post='5237211' date='Mar 10 2008, 11:02 AM'][quote name='wyoming4life' post='5237207' date='Mar 12 2008, 03:58 PM'][quote name='Nuke' post='5237203' date='Mar 12 2008, 03:48 PM'][quote name='wyoming4life' post='5237195' date='Mar 12 2008, 02:41 PM'][quote name='kojak58' post='5237184' date='Mar 12 2008, 01:48 PM'][quote name='Brian1974' post='5237183' date='Mar 12 2008, 02:45 PM'][quote name='kojak58' post='5237180' date='Mar 12 2008, 03:42 PM'][quote name='cagey' post='5237175' date='Mar 12 2008, 02:40 PM'][quote name='Nuke' post='5237147' date='Mar 12 2008, 02:54 PM']Back in my younger years[/quote]

I was always dreaming of
[/quote]
wild women and whiskey.
[/quote]

For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
[/quote]
But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
[/quote]
but I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days

[/quote]

Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family...
[/quote]
and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because...
[/quote]
I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now..........
[/quote]

...well, let's just say we'll need a razor to...

[/quote]
cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is...

Back in my younger years (Nuke)
I was always dreaming of (heywadsworth)
wild women and whiskey. (Kojak58)
For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing. (Wyoming4life)
But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window. (Nuke)
but I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days (Wyoming4life)
Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family... (Kojak58)
and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because... (Brian1974)
I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now.......... (Kojak58)
...well, let's just say we'll need a razor to... (cagey)
cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is... (Nuke)
the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a... (bbobmoody)

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1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than

(We reached the limit on the number of posts allowed in replies...so I'm changing the format somewhat)

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......
20. They dance in the nude to Ricky Martin's "Shake your bon-bon." So the LSD wore off and I decided to...

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......
20. They dance in the nude to Ricky Martin's "Shake your bon-bon." So the LSD wore off and I decided to...
21. Go find something to eat, had the munchies BAD! There just happened to be a Hooters around the corner, I went in adn NEVER thought they would give a job to......

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......
20. They dance in the nude to Ricky Martin's "Shake your bon-bon." So the LSD wore off and I decided to...
21. Go find something to eat, had the munchies BAD! There just happened to be a Hooters around the corner, I went in adn NEVER thought they would give a job to......
22. ...my Geico Cavewoman looking wife! So I..

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......
20. They dance in the nude to Ricky Martin's "Shake your bon-bon." So the LSD wore off and I decided to...
21. Go find something to eat, had the munchies BAD! There just happened to be a Hooters around the corner, I went in adn NEVER thought they would give a job to......
22. ...my Geico Cavewoman looking wife! So I..
23. sat and ate some wings (while looking at boobies) while they brought my wife in the office to shave her back and...

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......
20. They dance in the nude to Ricky Martin's "Shake your bon-bon." So the LSD wore off and I decided to...
21. Go find something to eat, had the munchies BAD! There just happened to be a Hooters around the corner, I went in adn NEVER thought they would give a job to......
22. ...my Geico Cavewoman looking wife! So I..
23. sat and ate some wings (while looking at boobies) while they brought my wife in the office to shave her back and...
24. ...her ass and teaching her to walk backwards on all fours, since they figured this would be less frightening to customers than her face. While eating wings and looking at breasts, in walked Bbobmoody from QS.org, who....

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......
20. They dance in the nude to Ricky Martin's "Shake your bon-bon." So the LSD wore off and I decided to...
21. Go find something to eat, had the munchies BAD! There just happened to be a Hooters around the corner, I went in adn NEVER thought they would give a job to......
22. ...my Geico Cavewoman looking wife! So I..
23. sat and ate some wings (while looking at boobies) while they brought my wife in the office to shave her back and...
24. ...her ass and teaching her to walk backwards on all fours, since they figured this would be less frightening to customers than her face. While eating wings and looking at breasts, in walked Bbobmoody from QS.org, who....
25. quietly looked around the room, then slowly started swaying to the music in the background, then without any warning, he jumped up on a table, ripped off his shirt, and.........

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......
20. They dance in the nude to Ricky Martin's "Shake your bon-bon." So the LSD wore off and I decided to...
21. Go find something to eat, had the munchies BAD! There just happened to be a Hooters around the corner, I went in adn NEVER thought they would give a job to......
22. ...my Geico Cavewoman looking wife! So I..
23. sat and ate some wings (while looking at boobies) while they brought my wife in the office to shave her back and...
24. ...her ass and teaching her to walk backwards on all fours, since they figured this would be less frightening to customers than her face. While eating wings and looking at breasts, in walked Bbobmoody from QS.org, who....
25. quietly looked around the room, then slowly started swaying to the music in the background, then without any warning, he jumped up on a table, ripped off his shirt, and.........
26. proclaimed that he was King of the Hobbits and it was his precious, and dared anybody to challenge him. Just then...

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......
20. They dance in the nude to Ricky Martin's "Shake your bon-bon." So the LSD wore off and I decided to...
21. Go find something to eat, had the munchies BAD! There just happened to be a Hooters around the corner, I went in adn NEVER thought they would give a job to......
22. ...my Geico Cavewoman looking wife! So I..
23. sat and ate some wings (while looking at boobies) while they brought my wife in the office to shave her back and...
24. ...her ass and teaching her to walk backwards on all fours, since they figured this would be less frightening to customers than her face. While eating wings and looking at breasts, in walked Bbobmoody from QS.org, who....
25. quietly looked around the room, then slowly started swaying to the music in the background, then without any warning, he jumped up on a table, ripped off his shirt, and.........
26. proclaimed that he was King of the Hobbits and it was his precious, and dared anybody to challenge him. Just then...
27. another hairy backed babe come running out of the kitchen, " I would know that voice and those manboobs anywhere!" "Why did you leave when I told you............

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......
20. They dance in the nude to Ricky Martin's "Shake your bon-bon." So the LSD wore off and I decided to...
21. Go find something to eat, had the munchies BAD! There just happened to be a Hooters around the corner, I went in adn NEVER thought they would give a job to......
22. ...my Geico Cavewoman looking wife! So I..
23. sat and ate some wings (while looking at boobies) while they brought my wife in the office to shave her back and...
24. ...her ass and teaching her to walk backwards on all fours, since they figured this would be less frightening to customers than her face. While eating wings and looking at breasts, in walked Bbobmoody from QS.org, who....
25. quietly looked around the room, then slowly started swaying to the music in the background, then without any warning, he jumped up on a table, ripped off his shirt, and.........
26. proclaimed that he was King of the Hobbits and it was his precious, and dared anybody to challenge him. Just then...
27. another hairy backed babe come running out of the kitchen, " I would know that voice and those manboobs anywhere!" "Why did you leave when I told you............
28. I loved you? It was Moody's ex-lover, Nicole. "Nic", Moody said, "you're a selfish bitch who never let me have a moment's rest without nagging at me. As you can see, I'm much happier without you in my life". Nic the bitch was not happy. She ....

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......
20. They dance in the nude to Ricky Martin's "Shake your bon-bon." So the LSD wore off and I decided to...
21. Go find something to eat, had the munchies BAD! There just happened to be a Hooters around the corner, I went in adn NEVER thought they would give a job to......
22. ...my Geico Cavewoman looking wife! So I..
23. sat and ate some wings (while looking at boobies) while they brought my wife in the office to shave her back and...
24. ...her ass and teaching her to walk backwards on all fours, since they figured this would be less frightening to customers than her face. While eating wings and looking at breasts, in walked Bbobmoody from QS.org, who....
25. quietly looked around the room, then slowly started swaying to the music in the background, then without any warning, he jumped up on a table, ripped off his shirt, and.........
26. proclaimed that he was King of the Hobbits and it was his precious, and dared anybody to challenge him. Just then...
27. another hairy backed babe come running out of the kitchen, " I would know that voice and those manboobs anywhere!" "Why did you leave when I told you............
28. I loved you? It was Moody's ex-lover, Nicole. "Nic", Moody said, "you're a selfish bitch who never let me have a moment's rest without nagging at me. As you can see, I'm much happier without you in my life". Nic the bitch was not happy. She ....
29. ...came over and began fondling Moody's man boobs, trying to arouse old feelings for her. Moody then laid the smack down...

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......
20. They dance in the nude to Ricky Martin's "Shake your bon-bon." So the LSD wore off and I decided to...
21. Go find something to eat, had the munchies BAD! There just happened to be a Hooters around the corner, I went in adn NEVER thought they would give a job to......
22. ...my Geico Cavewoman looking wife! So I..
23. sat and ate some wings (while looking at boobies) while they brought my wife in the office to shave her back and...
24. ...her ass and teaching her to walk backwards on all fours, since they figured this would be less frightening to customers than her face. While eating wings and looking at breasts, in walked Bbobmoody from QS.org, who....
25. quietly looked around the room, then slowly started swaying to the music in the background, then without any warning, he jumped up on a table, ripped off his shirt, and.........
26. proclaimed that he was King of the Hobbits and it was his precious, and dared anybody to challenge him. Just then...
27. another hairy backed babe come running out of the kitchen, " I would know that voice and those manboobs anywhere!" "Why did you leave when I told you............
28. I loved you? It was Moody's ex-lover, Nicole. "Nic", Moody said, "you're a selfish bitch who never let me have a moment's rest without nagging at me. As you can see, I'm much happier without you in my life". Nic the bitch was not happy. She ....
29. ...came over and began fondling Moody's man boobs, trying to arouse old feelings for her. Moody then laid the smack down...
30. and kicked that bitch to the curb. Moody and the rest of the gang went back to celebrating Skratty's 400th quit day and Muddler's 200th quit day. As a special treat, Kojak...

[quote name='Killerattorney' date='Mar 13 2008, 01:52 PM' post='5237802']
1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......
20. They dance in the nude to Ricky Martin's "Shake your bon-bon." So the LSD wore off and I decided to...
21. Go find something to eat, had the munchies BAD! There just happened to be a Hooters around the corner, I went in adn NEVER thought they would give a job to......
22. ...my Geico Cavewoman looking wife! So I..
23. sat and ate some wings (while looking at boobies) while they brought my wife in the office to shave her back and...
24. ...her ass and teaching her to walk backwards on all fours, since they figured this would be less frightening to customers than her face. While eating wings and looking at breasts, in walked Bbobmoody from QS.org, who....
25. quietly looked around the room, then slowly started swaying to the music in the background, then without any warning, he jumped up on a table, ripped off his shirt, and.........
26. proclaimed that he was King of the Hobbits and it was his precious, and dared anybody to challenge him. Just then...
27. another hairy backed babe come running out of the kitchen, " I would know that voice and those manboobs anywhere!" "Why did you leave when I told you............
28. I loved you? It was Moody's ex-lover, Nicole. "Nic", Moody said, "you're a selfish bitch who never let me have a moment's rest without nagging at me. As you can see, I'm much happier without you in my life". Nic the bitch was not happy. She ....
29. ...came over and began fondling Moody's man boobs, trying to arouse old feelings for her. Moody then laid the smack down...
30. and kicked that bitch to the curb. Moody and the rest of the gang went back to celebrating Skratty's 400th quit day and Muddler's 200th quit day. As a special treat, Kojak...
31. danced with some "stomp" Dancers (with baseball cleats) on top of that bitches back. Nic had so many bruises and cuts that she...

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......
20. They dance in the nude to Ricky Martin's "Shake your bon-bon." So the LSD wore off and I decided to...
21. Go find something to eat, had the munchies BAD! There just happened to be a Hooters around the corner, I went in adn NEVER thought they would give a job to......
22. ...my Geico Cavewoman looking wife! So I..
23. sat and ate some wings (while looking at boobies) while they brought my wife in the office to shave her back and...
24. ...her ass and teaching her to walk backwards on all fours, since they figured this would be less frightening to customers than her face. While eating wings and looking at breasts, in walked Bbobmoody from QS.org, who....
25. quietly looked around the room, then slowly started swaying to the music in the background, then without any warning, he jumped up on a table, ripped off his shirt, and.........
26. proclaimed that he was King of the Hobbits and it was his precious, and dared anybody to challenge him. Just then...
27. another hairy backed babe come running out of the kitchen, " I would know that voice and those manboobs anywhere!" "Why did you leave when I told you............
28. I loved you? It was Moody's ex-lover, Nicole. "Nic", Moody said, "you're a selfish bitch who never let me have a moment's rest without nagging at me. As you can see, I'm much happier without you in my life". Nic the bitch was not happy. She ....
29. ...came over and began fondling Moody's man boobs, trying to arouse old feelings for her. Moody then laid the smack down...
30. and kicked that bitch to the curb. Moody and the rest of the gang went back to celebrating Skratty's 400th quit day and Muddler's 200th quit day. As a special treat, Kojak...
31. danced with some "stomp" Dancers (with baseball cleats) on top of that bitches back. Nic had so many bruises and cuts that she...
32. screamed for mercy, she screamed for help, and then she screamed for redemption, she swore with all her might vowing that if there was onoe little slip up, one little moment of weakness, she would .........

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......
20. They dance in the nude to Ricky Martin's "Shake your bon-bon." So the LSD wore off and I decided to...
21. Go find something to eat, had the munchies BAD! There just happened to be a Hooters around the corner, I went in adn NEVER thought they would give a job to......
22. ...my Geico Cavewoman looking wife! So I..
23. sat and ate some wings (while looking at boobies) while they brought my wife in the office to shave her back and...
24. ...her ass and teaching her to walk backwards on all fours, since they figured this would be less frightening to customers than her face. While eating wings and looking at breasts, in walked Bbobmoody from QS.org, who....
25. quietly looked around the room, then slowly started swaying to the music in the background, then without any warning, he jumped up on a table, ripped off his shirt, and.........
26. proclaimed that he was King of the Hobbits and it was his precious, and dared anybody to challenge him. Just then...
27. another hairy backed babe come running out of the kitchen, " I would know that voice and those manboobs anywhere!" "Why did you leave when I told you............
28. I loved you? It was Moody's ex-lover, Nicole. "Nic", Moody said, "you're a selfish bitch who never let me have a moment's rest without nagging at me. As you can see, I'm much happier without you in my life". Nic the bitch was not happy. She ....
29. ...came over and began fondling Moody's man boobs, trying to arouse old feelings for her. Moody then laid the smack down...
30. and kicked that bitch to the curb. Moody and the rest of the gang went back to celebrating Skratty's 400th quit day and Muddler's 200th quit day. As a special treat, Kojak...
31. danced with some "stomp" Dancers (with baseball cleats) on top of that bitches back. Nic had so many bruises and cuts that she...
32. screamed for mercy, she screamed for help, and then she screamed for redemption, she swore with all her might vowing that if there was one little slip up, one little moment of weakness, she would .........
33. return. But then Truckerick pulled up to the Hooters in his pink semi and ran over the bitch, squashing her head flat.

DAMN IT! I MISSED ALL OF THAT FUN!

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......
20. They dance in the nude to Ricky Martin's "Shake your bon-bon." So the LSD wore off and I decided to...
21. Go find something to eat, had the munchies BAD! There just happened to be a Hooters around the corner, I went in adn NEVER thought they would give a job to......
22. ...my Geico Cavewoman looking wife! So I..
23. sat and ate some wings (while looking at boobies) while they brought my wife in the office to shave her back and...
24. ...her ass and teaching her to walk backwards on all fours, since they figured this would be less frightening to customers than her face. While eating wings and looking at breasts, in walked Bbobmoody from QS.org, who....
25. quietly looked around the room, then slowly started swaying to the music in the background, then without any warning, he jumped up on a table, ripped off his shirt, and.........
26. proclaimed that he was King of the Hobbits and it was his precious, and dared anybody to challenge him. Just then...
27. another hairy backed babe come running out of the kitchen, " I would know that voice and those manboobs anywhere!" "Why did you leave when I told you............
28. I loved you? It was Moody's ex-lover, Nicole. "Nic", Moody said, "you're a selfish bitch who never let me have a moment's rest without nagging at me. As you can see, I'm much happier without you in my life". Nic the bitch was not happy. She ....
29. ...came over and began fondling Moody's man boobs, trying to arouse old feelings for her. Moody then laid the smack down...
30. and kicked that bitch to the curb. Moody and the rest of the gang went back to celebrating Skratty's 400th quit day and Muddler's 200th quit day. As a special treat, Kojak...
31. danced with some "stomp" Dancers (with baseball cleats) on top of that bitches back. Nic had so many bruises and cuts that she...
32. screamed for mercy, she screamed for help, and then she screamed for redemption, she swore with all her might vowing that if there was one little slip up, one little moment of weakness, she would .........
33. return. But then Truckerick pulled up to the Hooters in his pink semi and ran over the bitch, squashing her head flat.
34. Just then an attorney on a killer rampage exclaimed, "I love a flat bitch!!!" So he scooped Nicole off of the road and with a look of sheer joy and lust, started to...

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......
20. They dance in the nude to Ricky Martin's "Shake your bon-bon." So the LSD wore off and I decided to...
21. Go find something to eat, had the munchies BAD! There just happened to be a Hooters around the corner, I went in adn NEVER thought they would give a job to......
22. ...my Geico Cavewoman looking wife! So I..
23. sat and ate some wings (while looking at boobies) while they brought my wife in the office to shave her back and...
24. ...her ass and teaching her to walk backwards on all fours, since they figured this would be less frightening to customers than her face. While eating wings and looking at breasts, in walked Bbobmoody from QS.org, who....
25. quietly looked around the room, then slowly started swaying to the music in the background, then without any warning, he jumped up on a table, ripped off his shirt, and.........
26. proclaimed that he was King of the Hobbits and it was his precious, and dared anybody to challenge him. Just then...
27. another hairy backed babe come running out of the kitchen, " I would know that voice and those manboobs anywhere!" "Why did you leave when I told you............
28. I loved you? It was Moody's ex-lover, Nicole. "Nic", Moody said, "you're a selfish bitch who never let me have a moment's rest without nagging at me. As you can see, I'm much happier without you in my life". Nic the bitch was not happy. She ....
29. ...came over and began fondling Moody's man boobs, trying to arouse old feelings for her. Moody then laid the smack down...
30. and kicked that bitch to the curb. Moody and the rest of the gang went back to celebrating Skratty's 400th quit day and Muddler's 200th quit day. As a special treat, Kojak...
31. danced with some "stomp" Dancers (with baseball cleats) on top of that bitches back. Nic had so many bruises and cuts that she...
32. screamed for mercy, she screamed for help, and then she screamed for redemption, she swore with all her might vowing that if there was one little slip up, one little moment of weakness, she would .........
33. return. But then Truckerick pulled up to the Hooters in his pink semi and ran over the bitch, squashing her head flat.
34. Just then an attorney on a killer rampage exclaimed, "I love a flat bitch!!!" So he scooped Nicole off of the road and with a look of sheer joy and lust, started to...
35. sing Michael Bolton songs to her in honor of Muddler's 200th day of ignoring her. She screamed and said...

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......
20. They dance in the nude to Ricky Martin's "Shake your bon-bon." So the LSD wore off and I decided to...
21. Go find something to eat, had the munchies BAD! There just happened to be a Hooters around the corner, I went in adn NEVER thought they would give a job to......
22. ...my Geico Cavewoman looking wife! So I..
23. sat and ate some wings (while looking at boobies) while they brought my wife in the office to shave her back and...
24. ...her ass and teaching her to walk backwards on all fours, since they figured this would be less frightening to customers than her face. While eating wings and looking at breasts, in walked Bbobmoody from QS.org, who....
25. quietly looked around the room, then slowly started swaying to the music in the background, then without any warning, he jumped up on a table, ripped off his shirt, and.........
26. proclaimed that he was King of the Hobbits and it was his precious, and dared anybody to challenge him. Just then...
27. another hairy backed babe come running out of the kitchen, " I would know that voice and those manboobs anywhere!" "Why did you leave when I told you............
28. I loved you? It was Moody's ex-lover, Nicole. "Nic", Moody said, "you're a selfish bitch who never let me have a moment's rest without nagging at me. As you can see, I'm much happier without you in my life". Nic the bitch was not happy. She ....
29. ...came over and began fondling Moody's man boobs, trying to arouse old feelings for her. Moody then laid the smack down...
30. and kicked that bitch to the curb. Moody and the rest of the gang went back to celebrating Skratty's 400th quit day and Muddler's 200th quit day. As a special treat, Kojak...
31. danced with some "stomp" Dancers (with baseball cleats) on top of that bitches back. Nic had so many bruises and cuts that she...
32. screamed for mercy, she screamed for help, and then she screamed for redemption, she swore with all her might vowing that if there was one little slip up, one little moment of weakness, she would .........
33. return. But then Truckerick pulled up to the Hooters in his pink semi and ran over the bitch, squashing her head flat.
34. Just then an attorney on a killer rampage exclaimed, "I love a flat bitch!!!" So he scooped Nicole off of the road and with a look of sheer joy and lust, started to...
35. sing Michael Bolton songs to her in honor of Muddler's 200th day of ignoring her. She screamed and said...
36. ..."teenagers cannot get enough of me, in fact I hear one of them calling me right now. What the hell is wrong with you guys, I have loved you for years and years." Just then Rick...

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......
20. They dance in the nude to Ricky Martin's "Shake your bon-bon." So the LSD wore off and I decided to...
21. Go find something to eat, had the munchies BAD! There just happened to be a Hooters around the corner, I went in adn NEVER thought they would give a job to......
22. ...my Geico Cavewoman looking wife! So I..
23. sat and ate some wings (while looking at boobies) while they brought my wife in the office to shave her back and...
24. ...her ass and teaching her to walk backwards on all fours, since they figured this would be less frightening to customers than her face. While eating wings and looking at breasts, in walked Bbobmoody from QS.org, who....
25. quietly looked around the room, then slowly started swaying to the music in the background, then without any warning, he jumped up on a table, ripped off his shirt, and.........
26. proclaimed that he was King of the Hobbits and it was his precious, and dared anybody to challenge him. Just then...
27. another hairy backed babe come running out of the kitchen, " I would know that voice and those manboobs anywhere!" "Why did you leave when I told you............
28. I loved you? It was Moody's ex-lover, Nicole. "Nic", Moody said, "you're a selfish bitch who never let me have a moment's rest without nagging at me. As you can see, I'm much happier without you in my life". Nic the bitch was not happy. She ....
29. ...came over and began fondling Moody's man boobs, trying to arouse old feelings for her. Moody then laid the smack down...
30. and kicked that bitch to the curb. Moody and the rest of the gang went back to celebrating Skratty's 400th quit day and Muddler's 200th quit day. As a special treat, Kojak...
31. danced with some "stomp" Dancers (with baseball cleats) on top of that bitches back. Nic had so many bruises and cuts that she...
32. screamed for mercy, she screamed for help, and then she screamed for redemption, she swore with all her might vowing that if there was one little slip up, one little moment of weakness, she would .........
33. return. But then Truckerick pulled up to the Hooters in his pink semi and ran over the bitch, squashing her head flat.
34. Just then an attorney on a killer rampage exclaimed, "I love a flat bitch!!!" So he scooped Nicole off of the road and with a look of sheer joy and lust, started to...
35. sing Michael Bolton songs to her in honor of Muddler's 200th day of ignoring her. She screamed and said...
36. ..."teenagers cannot get enough of me, in fact I hear one of them calling me right now. What the hell is wrong with you guys, I have loved you for years and years." Just then Rick...
37. ...saw Britney Spears getting out of a low slung vehicle wearing a high slung skirt. His eyes were fixed on her...

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......
20. They dance in the nude to Ricky Martin's "Shake your bon-bon." So the LSD wore off and I decided to...
21. Go find something to eat, had the munchies BAD! There just happened to be a Hooters around the corner, I went in adn NEVER thought they would give a job to......
22. ...my Geico Cavewoman looking wife! So I..
23. sat and ate some wings (while looking at boobies) while they brought my wife in the office to shave her back and...
24. ...her ass and teaching her to walk backwards on all fours, since they figured this would be less frightening to customers than her face. While eating wings and looking at breasts, in walked Bbobmoody from QS.org, who....
25. quietly looked around the room, then slowly started swaying to the music in the background, then without any warning, he jumped up on a table, ripped off his shirt, and.........
26. proclaimed that he was King of the Hobbits and it was his precious, and dared anybody to challenge him. Just then...
27. another hairy backed babe come running out of the kitchen, " I would know that voice and those manboobs anywhere!" "Why did you leave when I told you............
28. I loved you? It was Moody's ex-lover, Nicole. "Nic", Moody said, "you're a selfish bitch who never let me have a moment's rest without nagging at me. As you can see, I'm much happier without you in my life". Nic the bitch was not happy. She ....
29. ...came over and began fondling Moody's man boobs, trying to arouse old feelings for her. Moody then laid the smack down...
30. and kicked that bitch to the curb. Moody and the rest of the gang went back to celebrating Skratty's 400th quit day and Muddler's 200th quit day. As a special treat, Kojak...
31. danced with some "stomp" Dancers (with baseball cleats) on top of that bitches back. Nic had so many bruises and cuts that she...
32. screamed for mercy, she screamed for help, and then she screamed for redemption, she swore with all her might vowing that if there was one little slip up, one little moment of weakness, she would .........
33. return. But then Truckerick pulled up to the Hooters in his pink semi and ran over the bitch, squashing her head flat.
34. Just then an attorney on a killer rampage exclaimed, "I love a flat bitch!!!" So he scooped Nicole off of the road and with a look of sheer joy and lust, started to...
35. sing Michael Bolton songs to her in honor of Muddler's 200th day of ignoring her. She screamed and said...
36. ..."teenagers cannot get enough of me, in fact I hear one of them calling me right now. What the hell is wrong with you guys, I have loved you for years and years." Just then Rick...
37. ...saw Britney Spears getting out of a low slung vehicle wearing a high slung skirt. His eyes were fixed on her...
38. disgusting beer belly, fat ass, and shaved...

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......
20. They dance in the nude to Ricky Martin's "Shake your bon-bon." So the LSD wore off and I decided to...
21. Go find something to eat, had the munchies BAD! There just happened to be a Hooters around the corner, I went in adn NEVER thought they would give a job to......
22. ...my Geico Cavewoman looking wife! So I..
23. sat and ate some wings (while looking at boobies) while they brought my wife in the office to shave her back and...
24. ...her ass and teaching her to walk backwards on all fours, since they figured this would be less frightening to customers than her face. While eating wings and looking at breasts, in walked Bbobmoody from QS.org, who....
25. quietly looked around the room, then slowly started swaying to the music in the background, then without any warning, he jumped up on a table, ripped off his shirt, and.........
26. proclaimed that he was King of the Hobbits and it was his precious, and dared anybody to challenge him. Just then...
27. another hairy backed babe come running out of the kitchen, " I would know that voice and those manboobs anywhere!" "Why did you leave when I told you............
28. I loved you? It was Moody's ex-lover, Nicole. "Nic", Moody said, "you're a selfish bitch who never let me have a moment's rest without nagging at me. As you can see, I'm much happier without you in my life". Nic the bitch was not happy. She ....
29. ...came over and began fondling Moody's man boobs, trying to arouse old feelings for her. Moody then laid the smack down...
30. and kicked that bitch to the curb. Moody and the rest of the gang went back to celebrating Skratty's 400th quit day and Muddler's 200th quit day. As a special treat, Kojak...
31. danced with some "stomp" Dancers (with baseball cleats) on top of that bitches back. Nic had so many bruises and cuts that she...
32. screamed for mercy, she screamed for help, and then she screamed for redemption, she swore with all her might vowing that if there was one little slip up, one little moment of weakness, she would .........
33. return. But then Truckerick pulled up to the Hooters in his pink semi and ran over the bitch, squashing her head flat.
34. Just then an attorney on a killer rampage exclaimed, "I love a flat bitch!!!" So he scooped Nicole off of the road and with a look of sheer joy and lust, started to...
35. sing Michael Bolton songs to her in honor of Muddler's 200th day of ignoring her. She screamed and said...
36. ..."teenagers cannot get enough of me, in fact I hear one of them calling me right now. What the hell is wrong with you guys, I have loved you for years and years." Just then Rick...
37. ...saw Britney Spears getting out of a low slung vehicle wearing a high slung skirt. His eyes were fixed on her...
38. disgusting beer belly, fat ass, and shaved...
39 ...toe knuckles. Then, before he could turn away in disgust, and to everyone's great relief, Nicole and Britney...

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......
20. They dance in the nude to Ricky Martin's "Shake your bon-bon." So the LSD wore off and I decided to...
21. Go find something to eat, had the munchies BAD! There just happened to be a Hooters around the corner, I went in adn NEVER thought they would give a job to......
22. ...my Geico Cavewoman looking wife! So I..
23. sat and ate some wings (while looking at boobies) while they brought my wife in the office to shave her back and...
24. ...her ass and teaching her to walk backwards on all fours, since they figured this would be less frightening to customers than her face. While eating wings and looking at breasts, in walked Bbobmoody from QS.org, who....
25. quietly looked around the room, then slowly started swaying to the music in the background, then without any warning, he jumped up on a table, ripped off his shirt, and.........
26. proclaimed that he was King of the Hobbits and it was his precious, and dared anybody to challenge him. Just then...
27. another hairy backed babe come running out of the kitchen, " I would know that voice and those manboobs anywhere!" "Why did you leave when I told you............
28. I loved you? It was Moody's ex-lover, Nicole. "Nic", Moody said, "you're a selfish bitch who never let me have a moment's rest without nagging at me. As you can see, I'm much happier without you in my life". Nic the bitch was not happy. She ....
29. ...came over and began fondling Moody's man boobs, trying to arouse old feelings for her. Moody then laid the smack down...
30. and kicked that bitch to the curb. Moody and the rest of the gang went back to celebrating Skratty's 400th quit day and Muddler's 200th quit day. As a special treat, Kojak...
31. danced with some "stomp" Dancers (with baseball cleats) on top of that bitches back. Nic had so many bruises and cuts that she...
32. screamed for mercy, she screamed for help, and then she screamed for redemption, she swore with all her might vowing that if there was one little slip up, one little moment of weakness, she would .........
33. return. But then Truckerick pulled up to the Hooters in his pink semi and ran over the bitch, squashing her head flat.
34. Just then an attorney on a killer rampage exclaimed, "I love a flat bitch!!!" So he scooped Nicole off of the road and with a look of sheer joy and lust, started to...
35. sing Michael Bolton songs to her in honor of Muddler's 200th day of ignoring her. She screamed and said...
36. ..."teenagers cannot get enough of me, in fact I hear one of them calling me right now. What the hell is wrong with you guys, I have loved you for years and years." Just then Rick...
37. ...saw Britney Spears getting out of a low slung vehicle wearing a high slung skirt. His eyes were fixed on her...
38. disgusting beer belly, fat ass, and shaved...
39 ...toe knuckles. Then, before he could turn away in disgust, and to everyone's great relief, Nicole and Britney...
40. pulled out a taser and zapped poor Rick, he dropped like a rock. The girls grabbed holt and drug him caveman style over to the pink rig and strapped him to the front. THey climbed in, fired it up, blew the horn and they were off to.......

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......
20. They dance in the nude to Ricky Martin's "Shake your bon-bon." So the LSD wore off and I decided to...
21. Go find something to eat, had the munchies BAD! There just happened to be a Hooters around the corner, I went in adn NEVER thought they would give a job to......
22. ...my Geico Cavewoman looking wife! So I..
23. sat and ate some wings (while looking at boobies) while they brought my wife in the office to shave her back and...
24. ...her ass and teaching her to walk backwards on all fours, since they figured this would be less frightening to customers than her face. While eating wings and looking at breasts, in walked Bbobmoody from QS.org, who....
25. quietly looked around the room, then slowly started swaying to the music in the background, then without any warning, he jumped up on a table, ripped off his shirt, and.........
26. proclaimed that he was King of the Hobbits and it was his precious, and dared anybody to challenge him. Just then...
27. another hairy backed babe come running out of the kitchen, " I would know that voice and those manboobs anywhere!" "Why did you leave when I told you............
28. I loved you? It was Moody's ex-lover, Nicole. "Nic", Moody said, "you're a selfish bitch who never let me have a moment's rest without nagging at me. As you can see, I'm much happier without you in my life". Nic the bitch was not happy. She ....
29. ...came over and began fondling Moody's man boobs, trying to arouse old feelings for her. Moody then laid the smack down...
30. and kicked that bitch to the curb. Moody and the rest of the gang went back to celebrating Skratty's 400th quit day and Muddler's 200th quit day. As a special treat, Kojak...
31. danced with some "stomp" Dancers (with baseball cleats) on top of that bitches back. Nic had so many bruises and cuts that she...
32. screamed for mercy, she screamed for help, and then she screamed for redemption, she swore with all her might vowing that if there was one little slip up, one little moment of weakness, she would .........
33. return. But then Truckerick pulled up to the Hooters in his pink semi and ran over the bitch, squashing her head flat.
34. Just then an attorney on a killer rampage exclaimed, "I love a flat bitch!!!" So he scooped Nicole off of the road and with a look of sheer joy and lust, started to...
35. sing Michael Bolton songs to her in honor of Muddler's 200th day of ignoring her. She screamed and said...
36. ..."teenagers cannot get enough of me, in fact I hear one of them calling me right now. What the hell is wrong with you guys, I have loved you for years and years." Just then Rick...
37. ...saw Britney Spears getting out of a low slung vehicle wearing a high slung skirt. His eyes were fixed on her...
38. disgusting beer belly, fat ass, and shaved...
39 ...toe knuckles. Then, before he could turn away in disgust, and to everyone's great relief, Nicole and Britney...
40. pulled out a taser and zapped poor Rick, he dropped like a rock. The girls grabbed holt and drug him caveman style over to the pink rig and strapped him to the front. THey climbed in, fired it up, blew the horn and they were off to.
41. Tiajuana with Rick, to see what the going price was for a old hairy guy who...

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......
20. They dance in the nude to Ricky Martin's "Shake your bon-bon." So the LSD wore off and I decided to...
21. Go find something to eat, had the munchies BAD! There just happened to be a Hooters around the corner, I went in adn NEVER thought they would give a job to......
22. ...my Geico Cavewoman looking wife! So I..
23. sat and ate some wings (while looking at boobies) while they brought my wife in the office to shave her back and...
24. ...her ass and teaching her to walk backwards on all fours, since they figured this would be less frightening to customers than her face. While eating wings and looking at breasts, in walked Bbobmoody from QS.org, who....
25. quietly looked around the room, then slowly started swaying to the music in the background, then without any warning, he jumped up on a table, ripped off his shirt, and.........
26. proclaimed that he was King of the Hobbits and it was his precious, and dared anybody to challenge him. Just then...
27. another hairy backed babe come running out of the kitchen, " I would know that voice and those manboobs anywhere!" "Why did you leave when I told you............
28. I loved you? It was Moody's ex-lover, Nicole. "Nic", Moody said, "you're a selfish bitch who never let me have a moment's rest without nagging at me. As you can see, I'm much happier without you in my life". Nic the bitch was not happy. She ....
29. ...came over and began fondling Moody's man boobs, trying to arouse old feelings for her. Moody then laid the smack down...
30. and kicked that bitch to the curb. Moody and the rest of the gang went back to celebrating Skratty's 400th quit day and Muddler's 200th quit day. As a special treat, Kojak...
31. danced with some "stomp" Dancers (with baseball cleats) on top of that bitches back. Nic had so many bruises and cuts that she...
32. screamed for mercy, she screamed for help, and then she screamed for redemption, she swore with all her might vowing that if there was one little slip up, one little moment of weakness, she would .........
33. return. But then Truckerick pulled up to the Hooters in his pink semi and ran over the bitch, squashing her head flat.
34. Just then an attorney on a killer rampage exclaimed, "I love a flat bitch!!!" So he scooped Nicole off of the road and with a look of sheer joy and lust, started to...
35. sing Michael Bolton songs to her in honor of Muddler's 200th day of ignoring her. She screamed and said...
36. ..."teenagers cannot get enough of me, in fact I hear one of them calling me right now. What the hell is wrong with you guys, I have loved you for years and years." Just then Rick...
37. ...saw Britney Spears getting out of a low slung vehicle wearing a high slung skirt. His eyes were fixed on her...
38. disgusting beer belly, fat ass, and shaved...
39 ...toe knuckles. Then, before he could turn away in disgust, and to everyone's great relief, Nicole and Britney...
40. pulled out a taser and zapped poor Rick, he dropped like a rock. The girls grabbed holt and drug him caveman style over to the pink rig and strapped him to the front. THey climbed in, fired it up, blew the horn and they were off to.
41. Tiajuana with Rick, to see what the going price was for a old hairy guy who...
42. can not only peel all the chrome off a set of stacks with a single fart, but can also......

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......
20. They dance in the nude to Ricky Martin's "Shake your bon-bon." So the LSD wore off and I decided to...
21. Go find something to eat, had the munchies BAD! There just happened to be a Hooters around the corner, I went in adn NEVER thought they would give a job to......
22. ...my Geico Cavewoman looking wife! So I..
23. sat and ate some wings (while looking at boobies) while they brought my wife in the office to shave her back and...
24. ...her ass and teaching her to walk backwards on all fours, since they figured this would be less frightening to customers than her face. While eating wings and looking at breasts, in walked Bbobmoody from QS.org, who....
25. quietly looked around the room, then slowly started swaying to the music in the background, then without any warning, he jumped up on a table, ripped off his shirt, and.........
26. proclaimed that he was King of the Hobbits and it was his precious, and dared anybody to challenge him. Just then...
27. another hairy backed babe come running out of the kitchen, " I would know that voice and those manboobs anywhere!" "Why did you leave when I told you............
28. I loved you? It was Moody's ex-lover, Nicole. "Nic", Moody said, "you're a selfish bitch who never let me have a moment's rest without nagging at me. As you can see, I'm much happier without you in my life". Nic the bitch was not happy. She ....
29. ...came over and began fondling Moody's man boobs, trying to arouse old feelings for her. Moody then laid the smack down...
30. and kicked that bitch to the curb. Moody and the rest of the gang went back to celebrating Skratty's 400th quit day and Muddler's 200th quit day. As a special treat, Kojak...
31. danced with some "stomp" Dancers (with baseball cleats) on top of that bitches back. Nic had so many bruises and cuts that she...
32. screamed for mercy, she screamed for help, and then she screamed for redemption, she swore with all her might vowing that if there was one little slip up, one little moment of weakness, she would .........
33. return. But then Truckerick pulled up to the Hooters in his pink semi and ran over the bitch, squashing her head flat.
34. Just then an attorney on a killer rampage exclaimed, "I love a flat bitch!!!" So he scooped Nicole off of the road and with a look of sheer joy and lust, started to...
35. sing Michael Bolton songs to her in honor of Muddler's 200th day of ignoring her. She screamed and said...
36. ..."teenagers cannot get enough of me, in fact I hear one of them calling me right now. What the hell is wrong with you guys, I have loved you for years and years." Just then Rick...
37. ...saw Britney Spears getting out of a low slung vehicle wearing a high slung skirt. His eyes were fixed on her...
38. disgusting beer belly, fat ass, and shaved...
39 ...toe knuckles. Then, before he could turn away in disgust, and to everyone's great relief, Nicole and Britney...
40. pulled out a taser and zapped poor Rick, he dropped like a rock. The girls grabbed holt and drug him caveman style over to the pink rig and strapped him to the front. THey climbed in, fired it up, blew the horn and they were off to.
41. Tiajuana with Rick, to see what the going price was for a old hairy guy who...
42. can not only peel all the chrome off a set of stacks with a single fart, but can also......
43. haul a load of freight from New York to Los Angeles in 7.5 minutes. You see, Rick is actually a superhero named "Quick Rick", and he belongs to a superhero group named....

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......
20. They dance in the nude to Ricky Martin's "Shake your bon-bon." So the LSD wore off and I decided to...
21. Go find something to eat, had the munchies BAD! There just happened to be a Hooters around the corner, I went in adn NEVER thought they would give a job to......
22. ...my Geico Cavewoman looking wife! So I..
23. sat and ate some wings (while looking at boobies) while they brought my wife in the office to shave her back and...
24. ...her ass and teaching her to walk backwards on all fours, since they figured this would be less frightening to customers than her face. While eating wings and looking at breasts, in walked Bbobmoody from QS.org, who....
25. quietly looked around the room, then slowly started swaying to the music in the background, then without any warning, he jumped up on a table, ripped off his shirt, and.........
26. proclaimed that he was King of the Hobbits and it was his precious, and dared anybody to challenge him. Just then...
27. another hairy backed babe come running out of the kitchen, " I would know that voice and those manboobs anywhere!" "Why did you leave when I told you............
28. I loved you? It was Moody's ex-lover, Nicole. "Nic", Moody said, "you're a selfish bitch who never let me have a moment's rest without nagging at me. As you can see, I'm much happier without you in my life". Nic the bitch was not happy. She ....
29. ...came over and began fondling Moody's man boobs, trying to arouse old feelings for her. Moody then laid the smack down...
30. and kicked that bitch to the curb. Moody and the rest of the gang went back to celebrating Skratty's 400th quit day and Muddler's 200th quit day. As a special treat, Kojak...
31. danced with some "stomp" Dancers (with baseball cleats) on top of that bitches back. Nic had so many bruises and cuts that she...
32. screamed for mercy, she screamed for help, and then she screamed for redemption, she swore with all her might vowing that if there was one little slip up, one little moment of weakness, she would .........
33. return. But then Truckerick pulled up to the Hooters in his pink semi and ran over the bitch, squashing her head flat.
34. Just then an attorney on a killer rampage exclaimed, "I love a flat bitch!!!" So he scooped Nicole off of the road and with a look of sheer joy and lust, started to...
35. sing Michael Bolton songs to her in honor of Muddler's 200th day of ignoring her. She screamed and said...
36. ..."teenagers cannot get enough of me, in fact I hear one of them calling me right now. What the hell is wrong with you guys, I have loved you for years and years." Just then Rick...
37. ...saw Britney Spears getting out of a low slung vehicle wearing a high slung skirt. His eyes were fixed on her...
38. disgusting beer belly, fat ass, and shaved...
39 ...toe knuckles. Then, before he could turn away in disgust, and to everyone's great relief, Nicole and Britney...
40. pulled out a taser and zapped poor Rick, he dropped like a rock. The girls grabbed holt and drug him caveman style over to the pink rig and strapped him to the front. THey climbed in, fired it up, blew the horn and they were off to.
41. Tiajuana with Rick, to see what the going price was for a old hairy guy who...
42. can not only peel all the chrome off a set of stacks with a single fart, but can also......
43. haul a load of freight from New York to Los Angeles in 7.5 minutes. You see, Rick is actually a superhero named "Quick Rick", and he belongs to a superhero group named....
44. The Bearded Clams, they go around snatching bad guys inserting their will on them by .....

[quote name='kojak58' date='Mar 14 2008, 12:11 PM' post='5238378']
1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......
20. They dance in the nude to Ricky Martin's "Shake your bon-bon." So the LSD wore off and I decided to...
21. Go find something to eat, had the munchies BAD! There just happened to be a Hooters around the corner, I went in adn NEVER thought they would give a job to......
22. ...my Geico Cavewoman looking wife! So I..
23. sat and ate some wings (while looking at boobies) while they brought my wife in the office to shave her back and...
24. ...her ass and teaching her to walk backwards on all fours, since they figured this would be less frightening to customers than her face. While eating wings and looking at breasts, in walked Bbobmoody from QS.org, who....
25. quietly looked around the room, then slowly started swaying to the music in the background, then without any warning, he jumped up on a table, ripped off his shirt, and.........
26. proclaimed that he was King of the Hobbits and it was his precious, and dared anybody to challenge him. Just then...
27. another hairy backed babe come running out of the kitchen, " I would know that voice and those manboobs anywhere!" "Why did you leave when I told you............
28. I loved you? It was Moody's ex-lover, Nicole. "Nic", Moody said, "you're a selfish bitch who never let me have a moment's rest without nagging at me. As you can see, I'm much happier without you in my life". Nic the bitch was not happy. She ....
29. ...came over and began fondling Moody's man boobs, trying to arouse old feelings for her. Moody then laid the smack down...
30. and kicked that bitch to the curb. Moody and the rest of the gang went back to celebrating Skratty's 400th quit day and Muddler's 200th quit day. As a special treat, Kojak...
31. danced with some "stomp" Dancers (with baseball cleats) on top of that bitches back. Nic had so many bruises and cuts that she...
32. screamed for mercy, she screamed for help, and then she screamed for redemption, she swore with all her might vowing that if there was one little slip up, one little moment of weakness, she would .........
33. return. But then Truckerick pulled up to the Hooters in his pink semi and ran over the bitch, squashing her head flat.
34. Just then an attorney on a killer rampage exclaimed, "I love a flat bitch!!!" So he scooped Nicole off of the road and with a look of sheer joy and lust, started to...
35. sing Michael Bolton songs to her in honor of Muddler's 200th day of ignoring her. She screamed and said...
36. ..."teenagers cannot get enough of me, in fact I hear one of them calling me right now. What the hell is wrong with you guys, I have loved you for years and years." Just then Rick...
37. ...saw Britney Spears getting out of a low slung vehicle wearing a high slung skirt. His eyes were fixed on her...
38. disgusting beer belly, fat ass, and shaved...
39 ...toe knuckles. Then, before he could turn away in disgust, and to everyone's great relief, Nicole and Britney...
40. pulled out a taser and zapped poor Rick, he dropped like a rock. The girls grabbed holt and drug him caveman style over to the pink rig and strapped him to the front. THey climbed in, fired it up, blew the horn and they were off to.
41. Tiajuana with Rick, to see what the going price was for a old hairy guy who...
42. can not only peel all the chrome off a set of stacks with a single fart, but can also......
43. haul a load of freight from New York to Los Angeles in 7.5 minutes. You see, Rick is actually a superhero named "Quick Rick", and he belongs to a superhero group named....
44. The Bearded Clams, they go around snatching bad guys inserting their will on them by .....
45. ...scary looking demeanor. The leader of the Bearded Clams...

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......
20. They dance in the nude to Ricky Martin's "Shake your bon-bon." So the LSD wore off and I decided to...
21. Go find something to eat, had the munchies BAD! There just happened to be a Hooters around the corner, I went in adn NEVER thought they would give a job to......
22. ...my Geico Cavewoman looking wife! So I..
23. sat and ate some wings (while looking at boobies) while they brought my wife in the office to shave her back and...
24. ...her ass and teaching her to walk backwards on all fours, since they figured this would be less frightening to customers than her face. While eating wings and looking at breasts, in walked Bbobmoody from QS.org, who....
25. quietly looked around the room, then slowly started swaying to the music in the background, then without any warning, he jumped up on a table, ripped off his shirt, and.........
26. proclaimed that he was King of the Hobbits and it was his precious, and dared anybody to challenge him. Just then...
27. another hairy backed babe come running out of the kitchen, " I would know that voice and those manboobs anywhere!" "Why did you leave when I told you............
28. I loved you? It was Moody's ex-lover, Nicole. "Nic", Moody said, "you're a selfish bitch who never let me have a moment's rest without nagging at me. As you can see, I'm much happier without you in my life". Nic the bitch was not happy. She ....
29. ...came over and began fondling Moody's man boobs, trying to arouse old feelings for her. Moody then laid the smack down...
30. and kicked that bitch to the curb. Moody and the rest of the gang went back to celebrating Skratty's 400th quit day and Muddler's 200th quit day. As a special treat, Kojak...
31. danced with some "stomp" Dancers (with baseball cleats) on top of that bitches back. Nic had so many bruises and cuts that she...
32. screamed for mercy, she screamed for help, and then she screamed for redemption, she swore with all her might vowing that if there was one little slip up, one little moment of weakness, she would .........
33. return. But then Truckerick pulled up to the Hooters in his pink semi and ran over the bitch, squashing her head flat.
34. Just then an attorney on a killer rampage exclaimed, "I love a flat bitch!!!" So he scooped Nicole off of the road and with a look of sheer joy and lust, started to...
35. sing Michael Bolton songs to her in honor of Muddler's 200th day of ignoring her. She screamed and said...
36. ..."teenagers cannot get enough of me, in fact I hear one of them calling me right now. What the hell is wrong with you guys, I have loved you for years and years." Just then Rick...
37. ...saw Britney Spears getting out of a low slung vehicle wearing a high slung skirt. His eyes were fixed on her...
38. disgusting beer belly, fat ass, and shaved...
39 ...toe knuckles. Then, before he could turn away in disgust, and to everyone's great relief, Nicole and Britney...
40. pulled out a taser and zapped poor Rick, he dropped like a rock. The girls grabbed holt and drug him caveman style over to the pink rig and strapped him to the front. THey climbed in, fired it up, blew the horn and they were off to.
41. Tiajuana with Rick, to see what the going price was for a old hairy guy who...
42. can not only peel all the chrome off a set of stacks with a single fart, but can also......
43. haul a load of freight from New York to Los Angeles in 7.5 minutes. You see, Rick is actually a superhero named "Quick Rick", and he belongs to a superhero group named....
44. The Bearded Clams, they go around snatching bad guys inserting their will on them by .....
45. ...scary looking demeanor. The leader of the Bearded Clams...
46. was the guy named Muddler aka "The Mud Man", who

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......
20. They dance in the nude to Ricky Martin's "Shake your bon-bon." So the LSD wore off and I decided to...
21. Go find something to eat, had the munchies BAD! There just happened to be a Hooters around the corner, I went in adn NEVER thought they would give a job to......
22. ...my Geico Cavewoman looking wife! So I..
23. sat and ate some wings (while looking at boobies) while they brought my wife in the office to shave her back and...
24. ...her ass and teaching her to walk backwards on all fours, since they figured this would be less frightening to customers than her face. While eating wings and looking at breasts, in walked Bbobmoody from QS.org, who....
25. quietly looked around the room, then slowly started swaying to the music in the background, then without any warning, he jumped up on a table, ripped off his shirt, and.........
26. proclaimed that he was King of the Hobbits and it was his precious, and dared anybody to challenge him. Just then...
27. another hairy backed babe come running out of the kitchen, " I would know that voice and those manboobs anywhere!" "Why did you leave when I told you............
28. I loved you? It was Moody's ex-lover, Nicole. "Nic", Moody said, "you're a selfish bitch who never let me have a moment's rest without nagging at me. As you can see, I'm much happier without you in my life". Nic the bitch was not happy. She ....
29. ...came over and began fondling Moody's man boobs, trying to arouse old feelings for her. Moody then laid the smack down...
30. and kicked that bitch to the curb. Moody and the rest of the gang went back to celebrating Skratty's 400th quit day and Muddler's 200th quit day. As a special treat, Kojak...
31. danced with some "stomp" Dancers (with baseball cleats) on top of that bitches back. Nic had so many bruises and cuts that she...
32. screamed for mercy, she screamed for help, and then she screamed for redemption, she swore with all her might vowing that if there was one little slip up, one little moment of weakness, she would .........
33. return. But then Truckerick pulled up to the Hooters in his pink semi and ran over the bitch, squashing her head flat.
34. Just then an attorney on a killer rampage exclaimed, "I love a flat bitch!!!" So he scooped Nicole off of the road and with a look of sheer joy and lust, started to...
35. sing Michael Bolton songs to her in honor of Muddler's 200th day of ignoring her. She screamed and said...
36. ..."teenagers cannot get enough of me, in fact I hear one of them calling me right now. What the hell is wrong with you guys, I have loved you for years and years." Just then Rick...
37. ...saw Britney Spears getting out of a low slung vehicle wearing a high slung skirt. His eyes were fixed on her...
38. disgusting beer belly, fat ass, and shaved...
39 ...toe knuckles. Then, before he could turn away in disgust, and to everyone's great relief, Nicole and Britney...
40. pulled out a taser and zapped poor Rick, he dropped like a rock. The girls grabbed holt and drug him caveman style over to the pink rig and strapped him to the front. THey climbed in, fired it up, blew the horn and they were off to.
41. Tiajuana with Rick, to see what the going price was for a old hairy guy who...
42. can not only peel all the chrome off a set of stacks with a single fart, but can also......
43. haul a load of freight from New York to Los Angeles in 7.5 minutes. You see, Rick is actually a superhero named "Quick Rick", and he belongs to a superhero group named....
44. The Bearded Clams, they go around snatching bad guys inserting their will on them by .....
45. ...scary looking demeanor. The leader of the Bearded Clams...
46. was the guy named Muddler aka "The Mud Man", who
47. used to like transvestites, but now is into...

1. Back in my younger years
2. I was always dreaming of
3. wild women and whiskey.
4. For me, I thought the women would always be wild, and the whiskey would always be flowing.
5. But as I get older, the only thing flowing is my money out the window.
6. But I did learn something very profound from those wild and crazy days.
7. Even though I would spend the rest of my life trying to obtain those days once again, I looked at my family
8. and thought oh my God just how drunk was I? because
9. I was told that you better meet the mother in law first and I didn't and now...
10. well, let's just say we'll need a razor to
11. cut the tension between that woman and I, you would think that she had a problem with me porking her daughter, I do not know why, her daughter is
12. the mirror image of the geico caveman, and she has a
13. reputation of being the biggest whore in town. Her legs are open more than
14. a super wal-mart at Christmas time, but she was better than anyone when it came to .......
15. handling a solid donkey-punch. So after some LSD and a trip to ...
16. the land of the dancing elves, we thought...
17. let's picket in front of the United States Tobacco Company offices while wearing ty-dyed shirts and bell bottoms and while we're at it ask Hillary if National Health Care will cover...
18. The removal of heads from asses in respect to the American government and...
19. realized, most of the asses already had heads stuck in them, most suffered from cranial rectoma, how can leaders of the UST operate when.......
20. They dance in the nude to Ricky Martin's "Shake your bon-bon." So the LSD wore off and I decided to...
21. Go find something to eat, had the munchies BAD! There just happened to be a Hooters around the corner, I went in adn NEVER thought they would give a job to......
22. ...my Geico Cavewoman looking wife! So I..
23. sat and ate some wings (while looking at boobies) while they brought my wife in the office to shave her back and...
24. ...her ass and teaching her to walk backwards on all fours, since they figured this would be less frightening to customers than her face. While eating wings and looking at breasts, in walked Bbobmoody from QS.org, who....
25. quietly looked around the room, then slowly started swaying to the music in the background, then without any warning, he jumped up on a table, ripped off his shirt, and.........
26. proclaimed that he was King of the Hobbits and it was his precious, and dared anybody to challenge him. Just then...
27. another hairy backed babe come running out of the kitchen, " I would know that voice and those manboobs anywhere!" "Why did you leave when I told you............
28. I loved you? It was Moody's ex-lover, Nicole. "Nic", Moody said, "you're a selfish bitch who never let me have a moment's rest without nagging at me. As you can see, I'm much happier without you in my life". Nic the bitch was not happy. She ....
29. ...came over and began fondling Moody's man boobs, trying to arouse old feelings for her. Moody then laid the smack down...
30. and kicked that bitch to the curb. Moody and the rest of the gang went back to celebrating Skratty's 400th quit day and Muddler's 200th quit day. As a special treat, Kojak...
31. danced with some "stomp" Dancers (with baseball cleats) on top of that bitches back. Nic had so many bruises and cuts that she...
32. screamed for mercy, she screamed for help, and then she screamed for redemption, she swore with all her might vowing that if there was one little slip up, one little moment of weakness, she would .........
33. return. But then Truckerick pulled up to the Hooters in his pink semi and ran over the bitch, squashing her head flat.
34. Just then an attorney on a killer rampage exclaimed, "I love a flat bitch!!!" So he scooped Nicole off of the road and with a look of sheer joy and lust, started to...
35. sing Michael Bolton songs to her in honor of Muddler's 200th day of ignoring her. She screamed and said...
36. ..."teenagers cannot get enough of me, in fact I hear one of them calling me right now. What the hell is wrong with you guys, I have loved you for years and years." Just then Rick...
37. ...saw Britney Spears getting out of a low slung vehicle wearing a high slung skirt. His eyes were fixed on her...
38. disgusting beer belly, fat ass, and shaved...
39 ...toe knuckles. Then, before he could turn away in disgust, and to everyone's great relief, Nicole and Britney...
40. pulled out a taser and zapped poor Rick, he dropped like a rock. The girls grabbed holt and drug him caveman style over to the pink rig and strapped him to the front. THey climbed in, fired it up, blew the horn and they were off to.
41. Tiajuana with Rick, to see what the going price was for a old hairy guy who...
42. can not only peel all the chrome off a set of stacks with a single fart, but can also......
43. haul a load of freight from New York to Los Angeles in 7.5 minutes. You see, Rick is actually a superhero named "Quick Rick", and he belongs to a superhero group named....
44. The Bearded Clams, they go around snatching bad guys inserting their will on them by .....
45. ...scary looking demeanor. The leader of the Bearded Clams...
46. was the guy named Muddler aka "The Mud Man", who
47. used to like transvestites, but now is into...
48. manboobs and porn stars, but even more than that...he loves the skratt catt! He and the skratt really like to.......