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Luke's Dad
This new game looks awesome: http://www.lucasarts.com/games/theforceunleashed/
bigfish
that does look pretty good...
can't wait to get it for the wii
GeoMan
QUOTE (bigfish @ Sep 17 2008, 01:32 PM) *
that does look pretty good...
can't wait to get it for the wii


Got it yesterday for my Wii

It's a lot of fun.
Luke's Dad
It is a lot of fun. I especially enjoyed playing as Darth Vader and killing all of those wookies. rolleyes.gif
MooseLB63
fucking mynocks! chewin' on the power cables! somebody get a lazer and blast those damn things! Its in the muppet family of alien creatures.. .It looks like a pterodactyl with a pussy for a head.
Ohioman1972
This question is for the so called "Advanced Lord" of the Sith.
How can you call yourself an advanced lord? How can you even call yourself a man? You had big dreams and ambitions of ruling the galaxy, but left your pregnant wife at home to play with stormtroopers and fly your big midlife crisis battle cruisers. All the while, Luke is forced to grow up with his poor uncle Owen, who can't even afford a good droid in working order. Who are his positive role models? The Tuscan Raiders?

And now look at you. 2nd in command to the Emperor of the galaxy. How much does that pay you per year? Did you send Owen a little money to help raise your child? I'll bet not! I bet you even used your political influences to keep your paycheck from being garnished.

Oh, now that Luke is a man, and not your financial responssibility, now you want to have a relationship with him. Where were you all those years?

You disgust me.
You deserved to have your hand cut off by your own son.
I hope he pulls your mask off and you die!
Luke's Dad
QUOTE (Ohioman1972 @ Mar 27 2009, 02:01 PM) *
This question is for the so called "Advanced Lord" of the Sith.
How can you call yourself an advanced lord? How can you even call yourself a man? You had big dreams and ambitions of ruling the galaxy, but left your pregnant wife at home to play with stormtroopers and fly your big midlife crisis battle cruisers. All the while, Luke is forced to grow up with his poor uncle Owen, who can't even afford a good droid in working order. Who are his positive role models? The Tuscan Raiders?

And now look at you. 2nd in command to the Emperor of the galaxy. How much does that pay you per year? Did you send Owen a little money to help raise your child? I'll bet not! I bet you even used your political influences to keep your paycheck from being garnished.

Oh, now that Luke is a man, and not your financial responssibility, now you want to have a relationship with him. Where were you all those years?

You disgust me.
You deserved to have your hand cut off by your own son.
I hope he pulls your mask off and you die!


Awesome post Ohioman. Now you have given me a reason to crush your throat with the power of the Dark Side remotely. I only need to be within .145234 parsecs for my force powers to work. Alas, I had both of my hands cut off by those assholes Count Dooku and Obi Wan so I cannot use Sith Lightening. Feel the power of the Dark Side. Notice how your throat feels tight. Wait until I cross the Illinois border in my specially designed Tie Fighter. It only takes .0000002342 parsecs.
Ohioman1972
QUOTE (Luke's Dad @ Mar 28 2009, 11:57 PM) *
QUOTE (Ohioman1972 @ Mar 27 2009, 02:01 PM) *
This question is for the so called "Advanced Lord" of the Sith.
How can you call yourself an advanced lord? How can you even call yourself a man? You had big dreams and ambitions of ruling the galaxy, but left your pregnant wife at home to play with stormtroopers and fly your big midlife crisis battle cruisers. All the while, Luke is forced to grow up with his poor uncle Owen, who can't even afford a good droid in working order. Who are his positive role models? The Tuscan Raiders?

And now look at you. 2nd in command to the Emperor of the galaxy. How much does that pay you per year? Did you send Owen a little money to help raise your child? I'll bet not! I bet you even used your political influences to keep your paycheck from being garnished.

Oh, now that Luke is a man, and not your financial responssibility, now you want to have a relationship with him. Where were you all those years?

You disgust me.
You deserved to have your hand cut off by your own son.
I hope he pulls your mask off and you die!


Awesome post Ohioman. Now you have given me a reason to crush your throat with the power of the Dark Side remotely. I only need to be within .145234 parsecs for my force powers to work. Alas, I had both of my hands cut off by those assholes Count Dooku and Obi Wan so I cannot use Sith Lightening. Feel the power of the Dark Side. Notice how your throat feels tight. Wait until I cross the Illinois border in my specially designed Tie Fighter. It only takes .0000002342 parsecs.


Your powers are weak, old man. 18 days of no nicotine has made my throat strong. Besides, I have a DNA sample. Not only are you Luke's dad, but Lando's as well. How many more are there? Call you DDD - Deadbead Dad Darth from now on...
Ohioman1972
Ohioman1972
Da Kid
You guys are such nerds.
I LOVE IT! tongue.gif
Seems to me the skywalker family really needs a few sessions of Family therapy....
Ohioman1972
Ohioman1972
Professor
Ohioman1972
Luke's Dad
I haven't visited here in a while, and now wish that I had. Awesome stuff. I wish I knew how to post photos.

Answer me this: Would you rather be a Jedi or a Sith?

Have you read "Darth Bane" yet? Excellent Star Wars read. PM me and I will mail it to you.
Da Kid
QUOTE (Luke's Dad @ Oct 26 2009, 08:06 PM) *
I haven't visited here in a while, and now wish that I had. Awesome stuff. I wish I knew how to post photos.

Answer me this: Would you rather be a Jedi or a Sith?

Have you read "Darth Bane" yet? Excellent Star Wars read. PM me and I will mail it to you.


Sith. TOTALLY
I want some horns. Plus. Guy budges me at McDonalds? No biggy, just chop his arm off.
Ohioman1972
Ohioman1972
LD takin a trip to TJ?


Professor
Ohioman1972
Luke's Dad
5 Star Wars Updates:

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794889
Ohioman1972
QUOTE (Luke's Dad @ Nov 25 2009, 10:03 AM) *

Sad - I found that funny
pdriver
QUOTE (Ohioman1972 @ Nov 30 2009, 11:17 AM) *
QUOTE (Luke's Dad @ Nov 25 2009, 10:03 AM) *

Sad - I found that funny

That is funny stuff. I like this one too:

5 Reasons Luke Skywalker is an idiot.
Professor
Luke's Dad
QUOTE (pdriver @ Dec 1 2009, 12:01 PM) *
QUOTE (Ohioman1972 @ Nov 30 2009, 11:17 AM) *
QUOTE (Luke's Dad @ Nov 25 2009, 10:03 AM) *

Sad - I found that funny

That is funny stuff. I like this one too:

5 Reasons Luke Skywalker is an idiot.


That was awsome.
CopeWithoutCope


I am sorry if this question has been covered before--one I've had since I was a little boy: Did Jabba the Hut die happy? I suspect he did but I wanted to canvas your thoughts.




Luke's Dad
QUOTE (CopeWithoutCope @ Jan 28 2010, 08:25 AM) *
I am sorry if this question has been covered before--one I've had since I was a little boy: Did Jabba the Hut die happy? I suspect he did but I wanted to canvas your thoughts.




I think he did.
Luke's Dad
http://www.tmz.com/2010/02/24/admiral-ackb...versity-mascot/

Admiral Ackbar Closer to Ole Miss Mascot Status
Posted Feb 24th 2010 6:45AM by TMZ Staff

Admiral Ackbar -- the Supreme Commander of the Rebel Alliance fleet -- is one step closer to becoming the new on-field mascot for the University of Mississippi.




Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2010/02/24/admiral-ackb.../#ixzz0gU3rLk49
Ohioman1972
pdriver
I've been playing the Lego StarWars Complete Saga with my lad on the Wii. It is a blast. If you have a wii, go get the game and have fun.
Ohioman1972
Anyone remember this segment??


Luke's Dad
QUOTE (pdriver @ Mar 8 2010, 11:22 AM) *
I've been playing the Lego StarWars Complete Saga with my lad on the Wii. It is a blast. If you have a wii, go get the game and have fun.


That pod-racing level was a bitch. It took me and Luke a week to pass it. I was almost ready to give up. I agree though, that it is a great SW game.
Luke's Dad
The Empire Strikes Back turns 30 today. Happy birthday to the best of the 6 movies.
CopeWithoutCope
QUOTE (Luke's Dad @ Apr 28 2010, 11:36 AM) *
The Empire Strikes Back turns 30 today. Happy birthday to the best of the 6 movies.


The climatic Death Star fighter-to-fighter scene in "Star Wars: A New Hope" causes me to give it a very slight edge over "Empire." The agonized, static-shrouded death cries of each rebel fighter pilot are an incredible touch, and the part with Han Solo flying in to save the day left me with tears of joy, and watching my 7-year-old son enjoy the movie more than 30 years later rekindles all that.

Also, regarding Empire, I would have liked to have seen a little more airtime for Dengar, the bloodied, bandaged lumberjack-looking fella. I read somewhere that he had a grudge against Solo following an intense, no-holds-barred hover-craft race (or something like that) in which Dengar suffered some sort of disfigurement from the crash. I'm at work so I can't search for Dengar's backstory. I'm half-joking here: Empire is fine without adding to Dengar's two seconds of fame.
Luke's Dad
QUOTE (CopeWithoutCope @ Apr 28 2010, 01:15 PM) *
QUOTE (Luke's Dad @ Apr 28 2010, 11:36 AM) *
The Empire Strikes Back turns 30 today. Happy birthday to the best of the 6 movies.


The climatic Death Star fighter-to-fighter scene in "Star Wars: A New Hope" causes me to give it a very slight edge over "Empire." The agonized, static-shrouded death cries of each rebel fighter pilot are an incredible touch, and the part with Han Solo flying in to save the day left me with tears of joy, and watching my 7-year-old son enjoy the movie more than 30 years later rekindles all that.

Also, regarding Empire, I would have liked to have seen a little more airtime for Dengar, the bloodied, bandaged lumberjack-looking fella. I read somewhere that he had a grudge against Solo following an intense, no-holds-barred hover-craft race (or something like that) in which Dengar suffered some sort of disfigurement from the crash. I'm at work so I can't search for Dengar's backstory. I'm half-joking here: Empire is fine without adding to Dengar's two seconds of fame.


Ha ha. Most of my retro Star Wars toys are Empire vintage. I was 7 in 1980. I still have 3 Dengar action figures. He probably wasn't very popular because no one knew who he was. I'm sure that my parents and grandparents each bought one for me because it was one of the last available. I'll look him up for us.
Luke's Dad
From the official SW site:

Eluding the Imperial starfleet after the Battle of Hoth, the Millennium Falcon and her crew demanded the personal attention of Darth Vader. Disgusted with the fleet's inability to capture a single smuggler vessel, Vader turned to the shadows of the Empire, the galaxy's fringe. He hired six elite bounty hunters, offering a substantial reward for the capture of the Falcon. Answering the call was the grizzled human hunter known as Dengar.

From the Expanded Universe
"Payback," they called him, a bounty hunter with a gravity well-producing chip on his shoulder. Sure, the professionals will advise keeping hunts from getting personal. For Dengar, however, personal vendettas have fueled much of his career.
The Corellian was once a daring swoop-racer until a competitive rival named Han Solo cut his career short. Although it was Dengar who was at fault -- he crashed his swoop into Solo's vehicle -- he blamed Han for the debilitating cranial trauma that followed.

Dengar was patched together by agents of the Empire and transformed into a remorseless killer. The bio-implants that replaced damaged flesh stripped all emotion from Dengar, save for hatred and a burning need for revenge.

The rebuilt killer worked for the Empire. Equipped with a Corellian JumpMaster 5000 christened the Punishing One, Dengar was a one-man judge, jury and executioner tracking down criminals of the New Order. When word of the hefty bounty on Solo reached him, Dengar vowed to track down the Corellian smuggler. Dengar became an independent bounty hunter.

During his Imperial employ, something changed Dengar. A reprehensible order to kill the Holy Children of Asrat did not sit well with the assassin, and he left Imperial service. Instead, he began targeting Imperials. The death of a COMPNOR general convinced many in the Alliance of Dengar's change of heart.

His rediscovered conscience, it would seem, was but a ruse to get closer to the Rebellion, where Solo resided. Despite his transgression against the Empire, Vader nonetheless invited Dengar aboard the Executor to discuss the capture of the Falcon.

Although Dengar failed to capture Solo, he did find something unexpected in his hunt. He came across a beautiful Aruzan woman named Manaroo, whose compassion and access to a cybernetic link stirred the long-buried emotions inside Dengar. The two fell in love.

It was a rebirth for Dengar. Surviving the collapse of Jabba the Hutt's criminal empire, Dengar's newfound compassion and camaraderie extended to rescuing a naked and wounded Boba Fett who had clawed his way out of the Sarlacc's gullet. The two formed a working partnership that would last years, and Fett even served as best man at Dengar and Manaroo's wedding.

Fett and Dengar eventually parted ways during the resurrected Emperor's campaign to retake the galaxy. Though he surfaced from time to time in the years after, Dengar's current whereabouts and activities are unknown.

Ohioman1972
QUOTE (Luke's Dad @ Apr 29 2010, 01:34 AM) *
From the official SW site:

Eluding the Imperial starfleet after the Battle of Hoth, the Millennium Falcon and her crew demanded the personal attention of Darth Vader. Disgusted with the fleet's inability to capture a single smuggler vessel, Vader turned to the shadows of the Empire, the galaxy's fringe. He hired six elite bounty hunters, offering a substantial reward for the capture of the Falcon. Answering the call was the grizzled human hunter known as Dengar.

From the Expanded Universe
"Payback," they called him, a bounty hunter with a gravity well-producing chip on his shoulder. Sure, the professionals will advise keeping hunts from getting personal. For Dengar, however, personal vendettas have fueled much of his career.
The Corellian was once a daring swoop-racer until a competitive rival named Han Solo cut his career short. Although it was Dengar who was at fault -- he crashed his swoop into Solo's vehicle -- he blamed Han for the debilitating cranial trauma that followed.

Dengar was patched together by agents of the Empire and transformed into a remorseless killer. The bio-implants that replaced damaged flesh stripped all emotion from Dengar, save for hatred and a burning need for revenge.

The rebuilt killer worked for the Empire. Equipped with a Corellian JumpMaster 5000 christened the Punishing One, Dengar was a one-man judge, jury and executioner tracking down criminals of the New Order. When word of the hefty bounty on Solo reached him, Dengar vowed to track down the Corellian smuggler. Dengar became an independent bounty hunter.

During his Imperial employ, something changed Dengar. A reprehensible order to kill the Holy Children of Asrat did not sit well with the assassin, and he left Imperial service. Instead, he began targeting Imperials. The death of a COMPNOR general convinced many in the Alliance of Dengar's change of heart.

His rediscovered conscience, it would seem, was but a ruse to get closer to the Rebellion, where Solo resided. Despite his transgression against the Empire, Vader nonetheless invited Dengar aboard the Executor to discuss the capture of the Falcon.

Although Dengar failed to capture Solo, he did find something unexpected in his hunt. He came across a beautiful Aruzan woman named Manaroo, whose compassion and access to a cybernetic link stirred the long-buried emotions inside Dengar. The two fell in love.

It was a rebirth for Dengar. Surviving the collapse of Jabba the Hutt's criminal empire, Dengar's newfound compassion and camaraderie extended to rescuing a naked and wounded Boba Fett who had clawed his way out of the Sarlacc's gullet. The two formed a working partnership that would last years, and Fett even served as best man at Dengar and Manaroo's wedding.

Fett and Dengar eventually parted ways during the resurrected Emperor's campaign to retake the galaxy. Though he surfaced from time to time in the years after, Dengar's current whereabouts and activities are unknown.

I had to look up the character. I also had that action figure... I had a whole room of them when I was a kid. About 90% of the Star Wars toys. Not at my bidding, they ended up at the Salvation Army.
Professor
Almost missed it...Star Wars Day!

May the Fourth be With You!
Professor
For the uber geek in your life.....

Darth Vader on your TomTom
Luke's Dad
QUOTE (Professor @ May 5 2010, 06:49 AM) *
For the uber geek in your life.....

Darth Vader on your TomTom


Awesome. I would probably buy this if I didn't have a built in navi system in my car.
CopeWithoutCope
QUOTE (Ohioman1972 @ Apr 29 2010, 07:59 AM) *
QUOTE (Luke's Dad @ Apr 29 2010, 01:34 AM) *
From the official SW site:

Eluding the Imperial starfleet after the Battle of Hoth, the Millennium Falcon and her crew demanded the personal attention of Darth Vader. Disgusted with the fleet's inability to capture a single smuggler vessel, Vader turned to the shadows of the Empire, the galaxy's fringe. He hired six elite bounty hunters, offering a substantial reward for the capture of the Falcon. Answering the call was the grizzled human hunter known as Dengar.

From the Expanded Universe
"Payback," they called him, a bounty hunter with a gravity well-producing chip on his shoulder. Sure, the professionals will advise keeping hunts from getting personal. For Dengar, however, personal vendettas have fueled much of his career.
The Corellian was once a daring swoop-racer until a competitive rival named Han Solo cut his career short. Although it was Dengar who was at fault -- he crashed his swoop into Solo's vehicle -- he blamed Han for the debilitating cranial trauma that followed.

Dengar was patched together by agents of the Empire and transformed into a remorseless killer. The bio-implants that replaced damaged flesh stripped all emotion from Dengar, save for hatred and a burning need for revenge.

The rebuilt killer worked for the Empire. Equipped with a Corellian JumpMaster 5000 christened the Punishing One, Dengar was a one-man judge, jury and executioner tracking down criminals of the New Order. When word of the hefty bounty on Solo reached him, Dengar vowed to track down the Corellian smuggler. Dengar became an independent bounty hunter.

During his Imperial employ, something changed Dengar. A reprehensible order to kill the Holy Children of Asrat did not sit well with the assassin, and he left Imperial service. Instead, he began targeting Imperials. The death of a COMPNOR general convinced many in the Alliance of Dengar's change of heart.

His rediscovered conscience, it would seem, was but a ruse to get closer to the Rebellion, where Solo resided. Despite his transgression against the Empire, Vader nonetheless invited Dengar aboard the Executor to discuss the capture of the Falcon.

Although Dengar failed to capture Solo, he did find something unexpected in his hunt. He came across a beautiful Aruzan woman named Manaroo, whose compassion and access to a cybernetic link stirred the long-buried emotions inside Dengar. The two fell in love.

It was a rebirth for Dengar. Surviving the collapse of Jabba the Hutt's criminal empire, Dengar's newfound compassion and camaraderie extended to rescuing a naked and wounded Boba Fett who had clawed his way out of the Sarlacc's gullet. The two formed a working partnership that would last years, and Fett even served as best man at Dengar and Manaroo's wedding.

Fett and Dengar eventually parted ways during the resurrected Emperor's campaign to retake the galaxy. Though he surfaced from time to time in the years after, Dengar's current whereabouts and activities are unknown.

I had to look up the character. I also had that action figure... I had a whole room of them when I was a kid. About 90% of the Star Wars toys. Not at my bidding, they ended up at the Salvation Army.


You guys are lucky. Every birthday or Xmas, every single one of my big fat aunts would buy me the latest Lando Calrissian action figure, and after a while I had a whole army of Landos, nothing else. My Aunt Leticia mixed in a Darth Vader once, probably because James Earl Jones did the voice. In frustration, I walked three miles to the nearest store and swiped a Princess Leia when no one was looking. After that, Lando had a friend, and Leia had a new posture, like she'd been riding a Tauntaun.
Professor
Who knew?
Da Kid
QUOTE (Professor @ May 18 2010, 08:42 AM) *

IT'S A TARP!
Professor
Star Wars gone Retro
Ohioman1972
I laughed at this one.
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